tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27036191.post3826693537054393823..comments2024-03-29T07:53:02.929-05:00Comments on Zettwoch's Suitcase: Holiday Hot-Tubbin'Dan Z.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03261775379983180754noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27036191.post-16376375765182827482008-12-18T23:08:00.000-06:002008-12-18T23:08:00.000-06:00How brazen of you, Mr. Zettwoch--you think you can...How brazen of you, Mr. Zettwoch--you think you can hide in plain sight. But I know better. I know, by virtue of deeply placed sources in Nashville, Tennessee, and United States Marine Corps, not to mention Burt Reynolds' publicist's daughter-in-law, that you are in fact--I'll say it, don't stop me--a Jim Nabors CLONE: an exact genetic copy, down to the alto-drawl. What's more I know your plan to steal the Best Actor Oscar in 2010 for your performance in the Jim Nabors Story. I know that Ed Harris will be playing Sergeant Carter. I know everything. And I will not rest until the whole sorry tale has been dragged into the sunlight. <BR/><BR/>Love that green, don't you think?DB Dowdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15883323769581256192noreply@blogger.com